I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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