I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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