I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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