It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My vagina is very pro this idea
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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