i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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