I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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