with your own penis?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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