I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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