NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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