Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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