so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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