Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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