Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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