do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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