first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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