didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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