i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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