So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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