I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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