There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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