Jerry, you need to find god
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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