That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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