Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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