He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My life is pants optional.
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