HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She told me I should be a condom model.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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