I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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