I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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