I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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