weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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