We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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