So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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