Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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