So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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