ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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