No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
NoShamevember. You game?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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