we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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