fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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