I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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