p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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