Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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