You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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