I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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