Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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