All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Apparently you make a good broom.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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