She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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