I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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