she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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