one two three fourrrrnication!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is Oprah even human
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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