If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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