i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
