sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
