He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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