Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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